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Post by The Viper on Jan 1, 2006 21:34:38 GMT -5
We all know our teachers are stupid when it comes to the real questions. So I made this thread so that we can post questions that teachers hate.
EX. If two negatives equal a positive why doesn't two positives equal a negative
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Post by Marybeth (anni) on Jan 1, 2006 21:50:07 GMT -5
LOL
1)Why do we have to learn about intransitive nouns or whatever?
she normally says "because u need to"
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Post by Courtney Solo on Jan 1, 2006 22:01:09 GMT -5
"If you pass the second person in a race, what place are you in?"
;D Think on it, then answer me. ;D
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Post by Marybeth (anni) on Jan 1, 2006 22:19:49 GMT -5
"If you pass the second person in a race, what place are you in?" ;D Think on it, then answer me. ;D 2nd place, right? cuz if they are 2nd and you pass them, u take their place. or are they first? i think 2nd.
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Post by JediLeia on Jan 2, 2006 3:17:34 GMT -5
It's second. Teachers also hate, "Why does water expand when frozen while other things contract?"
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Post by The Viper on Jan 2, 2006 16:04:20 GMT -5
yes, because when things freeze the atoms get closer together. why does it expand? and vice versa
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Post by JediLeia on Jan 3, 2006 1:10:12 GMT -5
Yes! Hey Viper, did you know that in your Viper Squad motto, you say, "Silent, but deadly." Umm...you do know that my guy friends use those words to describe those farts that you can't hear, but stink really bad?
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Post by The Viper on Jan 3, 2006 14:23:34 GMT -5
yes I knew that, unfortunately
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Post by tahiriveilasolo on Jan 3, 2006 21:39:46 GMT -5
::laughs so hard she inhales her gum:: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! OMG! I . . . can't . . . breathe . . . *dies* Y'know what? I'm tired of dying!
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Post by tahiriveilasolo on Jan 3, 2006 21:43:35 GMT -5
(assuming the teacher is an evolutionist)
"Scotty?"
"Yes, Teacher?"
"Do you see the clouds?"
"Yes..."
"Do you see the grass?"
"Yup..."
"Do you see God?"
"Uhhh... no,"
"My point. You cannot see him because he does not exist,"
::Courtney jumps up:: "ScOtTy!?"
"Y-Yes?"
"Can you see the flowers?"
"Yes..."
"Can you see the tree?"
"Yeah..."
"Can you see the teacher's brain?!?"
"No..."
"Exactly my point, you cannot see it, because it does not exist!"
;D
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Post by The Viper on Jan 3, 2006 21:45:34 GMT -5
COOBAROTFTTL
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Post by tahiriveilasolo on Jan 3, 2006 21:47:31 GMT -5
Translation?
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Post by The Viper on Jan 3, 2006 21:52:17 GMT -5
Choking Out Of Breath Rolling on the floor trying to laugh
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Post by zekkofennth on Jan 3, 2006 21:58:44 GMT -5
ROTFLIMHSHIAD!
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Post by Marybeth (anni) on Jan 3, 2006 22:00:16 GMT -5
wa...
Jag used my word!
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Post by obi1roxmysox on Jan 4, 2006 18:10:48 GMT -5
um, that's a word?
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Post by obi1roxmysox on Jan 4, 2006 18:14:01 GMT -5
ya, um, i thought his 'name' is zekk of ennth
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Post by The Viper on Jan 4, 2006 21:07:24 GMT -5
which word
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Post by Courtney Solo on Jan 4, 2006 21:37:17 GMT -5
Oi. Y'all are dense. ZOE was saying something completely different, 'Jag' is Viper1. Hope that clears it up. ;D
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Post by The Viper on Jan 5, 2006 17:48:40 GMT -5
what up?
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Post by Marybeth (anni) on Jan 5, 2006 18:43:33 GMT -5
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Post by The Viper on Jan 5, 2006 20:30:33 GMT -5
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SPEAKING IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE AND WHY ARE YAWL IGNORING ME?
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Post by Courtney Solo on Jan 5, 2006 21:08:29 GMT -5
We aren't ignoring you, we just try not to notice you. ;D
ZOE said: Rolling On The Floor Laughing In My head So Hard I Died!
Dunno what the 'A' was for...
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Post by The Viper on Jan 5, 2006 21:11:09 GMT -5
OK? and you said i was weird
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Post by Marybeth (anni) on Jan 5, 2006 21:22:29 GMT -5
We aren't ignoring you, we just try not to notice you. ;D ZOE said: Rolling On The Floor Laughing In My head So Hard I Died! Dunno what the 'A' was for... thank u aunt tahiri!
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Post by The Viper on Jan 5, 2006 21:26:56 GMT -5
wuteva
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Post by Marybeth (anni) on Jan 5, 2006 21:39:14 GMT -5
wuteva
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Post by The Viper on Jan 5, 2006 21:45:53 GMT -5
here we go again
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Post by tahiriveilasolo on Jan 6, 2006 22:58:52 GMT -5
Good thing I spruced the W-/-E wup! ;D
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Post by The Viper on Jan 6, 2006 23:08:32 GMT -5
does not mater now we are friends ;D
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