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Post by JediLeia on Nov 12, 2005 1:22:05 GMT -5
Well, I've decided to start this board so that we have a place to talk about things that don't involve Star Wars, such as politics, the world, stuff like that. We can even throw some SW in. But I think that if we have this here, we might stop some of the talking on the other boards that are off topic.
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Post by The Viper on Nov 12, 2005 20:45:31 GMT -5
Stupidity is forever. (your sig.)
There are a few people who I think fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
hummmmm?
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Post by JediLeia on Nov 13, 2005 11:51:47 GMT -5
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 13, 2005 19:18:34 GMT -5
OK!  How many branches DID you hit again. Nathan? |
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Post by The Viper on Nov 13, 2005 20:21:18 GMT -5
Actulely, I was thinking about you so you would be better at answering that question.
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Post by JediLeia on Nov 14, 2005 15:31:20 GMT -5
*whispers* Oooh...burn...
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Post by The Viper on Nov 14, 2005 16:01:26 GMT -5
 wuteva |
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 15, 2005 13:10:37 GMT -5
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.*laughs* Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.my Mom would kill the person who answered this. ;D Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lay eggs.WEEEEELLLLLLL NOWWWWW.....
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 15, 2005 13:14:32 GMT -5
Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupinesHeh. I think they got that backwards.  Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long.Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus." *dies of laughter* The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. OK, that was stupid. ;D The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u. did they do that INTENTIONALLY!? ;D
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 15, 2005 13:16:20 GMT -5
The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader. Ookay.... You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit so never mind. Now THAT'S funny.
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Post by JediLeia on Nov 15, 2005 14:20:05 GMT -5
Isn't it? That's the funniest one so far! I like the link on the homepage (second URL) that says, "TMGAIHAA." (Hit ctrl + F, and type that phrase in) Things in there are SO dumb!
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Post by jadesunset on Nov 15, 2005 14:31:27 GMT -5
oK, I'm going to check that link out!
Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."
OMG, SOOOO funny!
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Post by The Viper on Nov 15, 2005 21:29:13 GMT -5
ok?
Question: What is the difference between funny and stupid, and when are they the same thing?
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Post by JediLeia on Nov 16, 2005 1:13:40 GMT -5
Well, stupidity is funny in most cases. Stupidity is funny in the case of jokes. For example, a blond joke. The blond is stupid, and her stupidity makes the joke funny.
In other cases, such as the 'groan' joke, (like the age-old one about the orange) the stupidity is unbearable, and it's just too dumb to be funny, and therefore become frustrating.
In further cases, you can't believe that these idiots are so stupid! You get frustrated with their stupidity, possibly to the point that you want to physically harm them. Your brain just can't comprehend why they can't be smart!
And so, I could write a whole freakin' book about how many stupid people I've seen in my life. Check out the SB emails on homestarrunner.com. He, in a much longer, time consuming way, illustrates most of my feelings about idiots. And now, I must tie myself down in order not to become a serial killer.
*Note to any law enforcement officers that the author of this post is not serious about that last sentence. Also, the author does not support murder, arsony, abuse, or abortion. Thank you very much. Now make me a sandwich.*
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Post by The Viper on Nov 16, 2005 16:28:10 GMT -5
If you did not save your self by saying her after blond I would be coming after you
I am blond
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 16, 2005 21:02:40 GMT -5
Barely. His hair is so short I'm amazed it hasn't fallen off.  |
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Post by JediLeia on Nov 17, 2005 1:19:34 GMT -5
Hey, it's okay, I'm blond, too. (And, Harrison Ford's hair is blondish-brown!) Personally, I don't care that the jokes make fun of my hair color. And really, when have you ever heard a blond joke about a guy? That's why I said, "her."
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Post by The Viper on Nov 17, 2005 7:56:46 GMT -5
I know it is still fun to go after people for saying stuff like that when they have never seen you
if you know what i mean
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 17, 2005 13:29:17 GMT -5
GOSH, Nathan! Are you going to say that after you heard Chris suggest that!!!! ? It is soooooo stupid! If you know what I mean.... |
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Post by The Viper on Nov 17, 2005 16:18:29 GMT -5
I was thinking about that when i was typing
if you know what i mean
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Post by JediLeia on Nov 17, 2005 19:36:16 GMT -5
Lol! Yup, I know what ya mean.
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 17, 2005 21:16:12 GMT -5
Uhhhh.... It's an inside joke. We need to post these somewhere! *evil grin*
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Post by The Viper on Nov 17, 2005 21:29:22 GMT -5
why they are so much more fun when they stay an inside joke
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 19, 2005 11:46:57 GMT -5
Too true. ;D
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Post by The Viper on Nov 20, 2005 21:36:15 GMT -5
si
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 21, 2005 12:27:54 GMT -5
I take it you have Spanish homework?
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Post by The Viper on Nov 21, 2005 17:53:24 GMT -5
YES!!
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 22, 2005 13:55:45 GMT -5
That stinks. I have 0 homework on everything 'cept Mom's class. ;D
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Post by The Viper on Nov 23, 2005 8:39:53 GMT -5
good for you
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 23, 2005 19:53:43 GMT -5
*bows* No one has used the inside jokes thread... *grumps*
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