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Post by JediLeia on Oct 25, 2005 19:49:39 GMT -5
Okay, we're going to make a list of SW authors and such who we think need shoved out an airlock! So please, post your person that needs shoved out an airlock, and a short explanation why they need shoved out an airlock. Here we go!
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Post by JediLeia on Oct 25, 2005 19:56:31 GMT -5
The List[/i] (As of Oct 25, 2005)
Troy Denning - He killed Anakin Solo! (In his book, Star by Star )
The numbskull that killed Chewbacca - He (in a book) killed Chewbacca! You can't kill a main character. Even if they suck really, really, really bad...you can't kill them. If they're around for more than half a movie and their death isn't noble and for a specific purpose, then you CAN'T kill them.
Those other numbskulls that wrote books after Anakin Solo and Chewbacca died - How could you possibly play along with such a despicable notion? Why would you not give all you had in you to nullify such acts of stupidity? Ignorance is fixable...stupid is forever!
The idiots at Lucasfilm that let the aforementioned books get through publishing - Once again...why would you not give all you had in you to nullify such despicable acts of stupidity? Morons...
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Post by JediLeia on Oct 25, 2005 23:29:08 GMT -5
And people, this IS a DISCUSSION thread, not just a list, so feel free to...well...discuss! Debate amongst yourselves, add people to the list, silently fume at the morons that caused the need for a list...etc...etc...
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Post by Courtney Solo on Oct 26, 2005 16:05:05 GMT -5
Troy Denning.... *grumps*
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Post by JediLeia on Oct 26, 2005 19:29:40 GMT -5
The idiots at Lucasfilm that let the aforementioned books get past publishing...*agrees with Courtney*
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Post by Courtney Solo on Oct 27, 2005 18:57:32 GMT -5
What did they do? Slip a sedative into George Lucas and forge his handwriting consenting to kill MY precious Anakin!?! ;D
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Post by JediLeia on Oct 27, 2005 20:06:22 GMT -5
ROTFL! Yes! That's exactly what they did!
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Post by Courtney Solo on Oct 27, 2005 20:18:15 GMT -5
I can actually see Troy Denning and James Luceno etc. sneaking into his office with the Mission Immpossible music in the background...
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Post by JediLeia on Oct 27, 2005 21:20:44 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's funny! I can picture that, too! *wakes up* "DON'T DRINK THE COFFEE, LUCAS!"
But I have good news. George Lucas said that the (thanks supershadow.com!) books written by Timothy Zahn are the closest to his vision for SW. So it's possible that he, too, despises the aforementioned people...
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Post by JediLeia on Oct 28, 2005 18:48:32 GMT -5
Here we go! I found the quote from Lucas! The URL: www.supershadow.com/starwars/lucas/ and if you look at the third bold section down, you'll find Lucas' comments on the EU books. I'd assume that this remains the same for Anakin.
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Post by Courtney Solo on Oct 29, 2005 15:59:50 GMT -5
I intend to ask him WHY he let those numbskulls KILL MY ANAKIN SOLO! *cries*
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Post by JediLeia on Oct 29, 2005 19:54:29 GMT -5
I'll keep a lookout for his reply to your question.
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 1, 2005 15:20:23 GMT -5
Yeah, and if you don't see one, ASK HIM! *please*
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Post by JediLeia on Nov 2, 2005 0:36:50 GMT -5
Deal. Definite deal.
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 2, 2005 21:08:48 GMT -5
I already asked him. ;D
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Post by The Viper on Nov 2, 2005 21:23:21 GMT -5
alright, how about we through Courtney out an airlock then I will no longer be under the curse of the Couch
(until i die and due to the curse I get laid to rest on the Couch)
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 2, 2005 21:26:21 GMT -5
Likewise, cursed one.
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Post by The Viper on Nov 2, 2005 21:32:26 GMT -5
did you get the joke?
I know it was lame.
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Post by Courtney Solo on Nov 2, 2005 21:55:05 GMT -5
You don't say?... Are you as physically tired as I am?
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Post by zekkofennth on Dec 14, 2005 14:49:24 GMT -5
How about we throw all annoying siblings out airlocks!?!
(That'd be the day...)
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Post by The Viper on Dec 16, 2005 10:56:37 GMT -5
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D
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Post by Courtney Solo on Dec 18, 2005 14:39:52 GMT -5
That'd be the most INTERESTING day of my life... ;D
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Post by Marybeth (anni) on Dec 19, 2005 8:12:37 GMT -5
*concurs with Zekk of Ennth* No little brothers! *jumps around room happily* Looks around *stops jumping* that can't happen I feel like thrwoing Aaron Allstonin an airlock! He put jag in the place where zekk was needed!
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Post by Courtney Solo on Dec 19, 2005 11:56:11 GMT -5
AMEN!
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Post by Marybeth (anni) on Dec 26, 2005 10:15:40 GMT -5
I'll be ready to shove Allston in again if BETRAYAL is no good.
And then maybe Karen Traviss. but she did tht Hard Contact real good.
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Post by zekkofennth on Dec 26, 2005 12:52:34 GMT -5
Unfortunately, I haven't read many Beyond books, save the NJO series. And Junior Jedi Knights. I can't get my hands of those Kriffin' YJK books at all!
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Post by Marybeth (anni) on Dec 26, 2005 14:26:23 GMT -5
neither can i. but i ahve read them ;D
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Post by JediLeia on Dec 26, 2005 14:54:03 GMT -5
Yo Anni Solo-Ennth...why do Jaina and Zekk live on Ennth? Why does anybody live on Ennth?
I'd just think that J & Z would have more sense than to live on a planet that they have to leave every eight years and come back and everything's destroyed. You know that happens on Ennth, right?
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Post by Marybeth (anni) on Dec 26, 2005 15:07:06 GMT -5
yeah! i know!
me, mom, and dad are only there for a little will because grandpa's mad
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Post by Courtney Solo on Dec 26, 2005 18:46:57 GMT -5
HaHaHa.
Tell me, SOMEONE, what happens on Ennth, puh-leese!
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